You knew it was doomed, but astrology knew how it was doomed. Let’s unpack your ex’s star sign.
♈ Aries: Ghosted you after 3 weeks. “Not ready for commitment.” ♉ Taurus: Stayed forever, left when you moved their stuff. ♊ Gemini: Texted you “good morning” and someone else too. ♋ Cancer: Sent 3-page messages at 2am, blocked you, unblocked you, repeat. ♌ Leo: Flirted with everyone, told you it’s just being friendly. ♍ Virgo: Criticized your Netflix taste, said “just trying to help.” ♎ Libra: Said “I don’t know what I want,” still doesn’t. ♏ Scorpio: Best sex of your life, but toxic. ♐ Sagittarius: Vanished mid-date to “find themselves.” ♑ Capricorn: Married their job, said you were “distracting.” ♒ Aquarius: Loved you, but like a friend. ♓ Pisces: Said “I’ve never felt like this before,” then ghosted.
Block them, sage your space, and move on. The stars have better for you.
