Feeling stressed? So is your zodiac sign, but how do they cope? Let’s spill the cosmic tea.
♈ Aries: Explodes. Punches the air. Gym or rage-cleaning. ♉ Taurus: Eats snacks, takes naps, ignores calls. ♊ Gemini: Talks to 17 people about their problems, then ghosts everyone. ♋ Cancer: Cries in bed, scrolls on phone, craves comfort. ♌ Leo: Posts a motivational quote, then shops online to feel better. ♍ Virgo: Makes a to-do list about fixing stress, then stresses over the list. ♎ Libra: Avoids decisions. Goes for a walk while overthinking. ♏ Scorpio: Goes silent, stalks people online, plans revenge (joking… or not). ♐ Sagittarius: Books a spontaneous trip or does something reckless. ♑ Capricorn: Works harder, buries emotions, drinks black coffee. ♒ Aquarius: Disassociates, watches conspiracy videos, says “I’m fine.” ♓ Pisces: Daydreams, listens to sad music, cries, naps.
Whatever your sign, don’t worry – we’re all a mess together under the stars.
